Plastic Envy

Is that an echo?

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 01:26:17 GMT

*Note Kairi's wig has been changed to Arashi's, she's like V's shadow.

HARLEY: So Arashi called last night, he's in Tokyo for some concert.

SETSUNA: Concert? He went to that show without ME?!

MEILIN: What concert? Was he seeing that hot Yoshiki guy?

PANDA: I thought Yoshiki lived with Lori?

STREET: I don't think it's that same Yoshiki, trust me I've heard Yoshiki sing.

YUKO: *off camera* I bet it was like listening to the angels.

STREET: Actually it was more like listening to cats wailing and the Spice Girls on acid, but I didn't say that.

Celeste (Mercu): And who wouldn't want that on CD.

V: Or vinyl even.

STREET: Wait... weren't there more of us? Where did everyone go?

V: Well Arashi's in Tokyo, Vivi went off to Hollywood after deciding clearly she was a better actress than that Venus de Milo chick, Ichigo went off to rehab, I think that Moon girl overdosed on catnip along with Angel. *thinking aloud* Did we ever bury them? Hmmm. Anyone else? Faith was sold into slavery because she was mentally deficient. Bianca and Alice went into foster care because they were way too much work. And Raven's still in the loony bin. I think that covers everyone.

KAIRI: That's not what I heard. I heard *lowers voice* they were just sold off, one by one.

GROUP: *gasp*

PANDA: That's not possible!

YUKO: I hear your numbers are dwindling!

FIANNA: *leaning over* Hey Setsuna nice lizard...

SETSUNA: Yeah isn't he cool?

FIANNA: ... wanna fuck?

FALLON (Vegas Tianna, red streaks): Okay you're going to need to lay off on the booze, I believe you've been over served these days.

YUKO: Shut up! You're ruining my comeback!

ROXXI: What comeback they didn't say anything?

YUKO: That's just because they're not quick enough.

V: That's right cockboy we're not quick enough, so why don't you move on to your little club and plot something dastardly. We'll wait here shaking in our boots for your little comeback.

CYRIELLE (Jupi): Space boots at that.

BRATZ GROUP: *stomps off following Yuko*

**If I'm productive I'll update the bio page this week. HA! I laugh at the idea of me being productive.

Random pics

Mon, 30 May 2005 02:12:04 GMT

These are unsorted and really in no particular order. Hopefully this week I'll get a pic fic up but in the meantime enjoy the new pics. This is a picture heavy post.

V's new wig is courtesy of mmymoon

It was no contest really. lol.

And the book cases have been redone with the arrival of furniture. I still have to paint it because frankly the colors suck but it's a start.

You'll see Anubis and Bast on the coffee table, courtesy of tanz_fanatika. Panda worships Bast (go figure). And Harley is all about Anubis.

King Arthur, a tribute to eilonwe

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 17:27:30 GMT

PANDA: I love nice quiet days like this.

KAIRI: Yeah, this is nice. No holiday people over here, tramping around oogling me... I mean us.

HARLEY: Speak for yourselves I kind of like when people come over and admire me, it gives me a chance to sucker them into buying my art.

ME: Hey I brought King Arthur up for us to watch, you guys are going to have to squeeze in so everyone can see.

HARLEY: Okay let me finish checking my email.

ME: I like those colors on you Harley.

HARLEY: Thanks, the last time I wore this was in high school. Before I started the modelling thing.

*insert flashback*

HARLEY: *blush*

ME: Why are you blushing? It was just a compliment.

HARLEY: Really I'm flattered, I don't hear things like that often enough.

ME: Uh-huh. Sure.

KAIRI: So anyway I asked when Sora was coming, and she said...

HARLEY: WHAT THE FUCK?!

KAIRI: No she didn't say that.

HARLEY: No I just got an email from Jay asking when I hooked up with Arashi. I'm not seeing him. He's an egomaniac, gift of the gods to Pullip kind.

PANDA: Who's J?

HARLEY: One of my online patients.

PANDA: Oh right the online therapy thing you're doing. So how's that going?

HARLEY: Fine, but what the hell! Where did he get that idea?

PANDA and KAIRI *giggle and shrug in unison*

ME: Wait aren't you a little worried that your patient knows you know Arashi period? I mean isn't that a little creepy?

HARLEY: You know what, I'm over it. Let's watch the movie.

ME: You're not going to wind up with some psycho stalker are you?

HARLEY: No, really it's fine I must have mentioned it off hand one day. Let's watch the movie.

THE GIRLS SQUEEZE IN...

*insert ohs and ahs during the course of the film*

ME: And your thoughts ladies?

PANDA: Lancelot! Definitely Lancelot!

HARLEY: No way, Galahad was the sexyness!

V: What are you two talking about they looked identical! It was all about Gawain! *drools*

MEILIN: How could you pass up Arthur? He was sexy and smart and caring. He was a great man. And did you see that package?

V: No his roman style skirt kind of prevented that.

MEILIN: Hmpf!

KAIRI: I don't know I thought Alecto was pretty cute.

ME: You like those young boys huh? Definitely explains the Sora complex.

KAIRI *attempts to sputter an excuse*

ME: Like I said, and moving along.

STREET: Definitely Dagonet! Did you see that ax? Oh baby.

FAITH: Nah it was all about Cynric, I totally dig that bad boy thing.

ICHIGO: *insert snore*

ME: Is she sleeping with her eyes open?

FAITH: Probably we were drinking earlier in her room, girl can't hold her liquor for sure. So anyway, come on tell us who you thought was the sex?

ME: Tristan! Did you see his archery skills? I'm a sucker for a sexy archer.

FAITH: But come on, what about Cynric?

ME: Sorry Faith, just not my thing.

FAITH: No worries, you just don't know what you're missing.

*in the background*

PANDA: LANCELOT!

HARLEY: GALAHAD!

ME: No, no I'm pretty sure I do.

This short picfic was inspired by an email I received from tanz_fanatika last night after I mentioned that I finally saw King Arthur.

Where for art thou Raven?

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:25:40 GMT

HARLEY: Oh Raven! What happened?

RAVEN: Well I was in Europe meditating quite a bit..

HARLEY: They had to cut off your hair because you were meditating?

RAVEN: No. I was meditating and this big hairy monster that shot bubblegum from his mouth attacked me.

HARLEY: And that's why they cut off your hair?

RAVEN: Yes, but I'm not finished yet. They won't let me leave here.

HARLEY: Huh?

RAVEN: She says I need more work, I keep telling her I can heal myself but she won't listen.

HARLEY: Maybe she'll listen to me, I think you need to lay off the morphine quite a bit there you're sounding I don't know a little crazy.

RAVEN: I can't stay here, I need to get back to the tower.

HARLEY: The tower?

RAVEN: Yes Titans Tower. They need me.

HARLEY: I'm going to get you a nurse, you stay put I'll be right back. *wanders off*

RAVEN: Why won't anyone listen to me?

Outside the room...

HARLEY: Fucking crackpot.

*Note, Raven is based loosely off of the Teen Titans character of Raven the angsty teen who requires much meditation and sarcasm.

What?

Tue, 15 Mar 2005 05:42:09 GMT

While Street and Meilin rummaged through some old photos tonight they came across this:

MEILIN: But I thought they hated each other.

STREET: Same here, unless of course "beast" is an affectionate pet name he's given her.

Valentine's Day in the Kitty's house

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:26:28 GMT

Way late I know, however I've been super lazy for the past month. lol. So without further ado...

This is a fairly intensive pic fic 20+ pictures, so I apologize in advance

ME: Play nicely girls, we've got fresh meat.

STREET: I resent that remark.

ANGEL: I love your hair! Is that your natural color?

STREET: Uh yes it is.

*introductions go round*

ANGEL: Have a seat on the couch. We're watching Get Backers.

ICHIGO: Ban is so hot.

ANGEL: No way Ginji is the sex!

STREET: Who?

V: The Get Backers. I'll explain all.

V: See this is the Get Backers box.

HARLEY: Don't even think about Akabane! He's mine.

V: Only you want the psycho, trust me no one else is interested in a man who can produce knives from his blood, trust me.

STREET: Definitely not my type.

V: Anyway the guy with the sunglasses is Juubei. And the one below him is Kazuki.

PANDA: He's so feminine looking.

V: And the one with the glasses and spiky hair is Ban.

ICHIGO: He's mine. Touch and you die!

ANGEL: And the blond is Ginji, so dreamy.

ICHIGO: Except that he's a total bottom.

ANGEL: NO HE'S NOT! HE'S THE LIGHTENING EMPEROR GINJI AMANO!

V: We get a little wrapped up in our anime men, so you'll have to forgive her. Anyway. On this side of the box is Makubex with the silver hair and Shido with the head band, the one in pink is Sakura quite obviously not a boy.

ME: Shido's mine, hands off.

STREET: Actually I kind of like Kazuki.

HARLEY and PANDA: But he looks like a girl!

STREET: I like my men with long hair.

PANDA: And on that note I have to go get ready, Setsuna is taking me out tonight.

ICHIGO: I'd get ready for Arashi but I always look good, no primping required. I am just so beautiful.

V: You don't have to forgive her she's vain like a fucking peacock. Always showing off her feathers.

STREET: *giggles*

ELSEWHERE...

PANDA: *sigh* This is so nice.

V: Hey look what Setsuna sent.

PANDA: Oh! So pretty!

V: Yeah I thought you'd want to see them right away. Besides Ichigo is fuming, since Arashi hasn't sent her flowers ever. *laughs*

PANDA: And that turned into your fault right?

V: Eh, that's what happens when your brother dates your friends. But uh I'm going to get back to girls, make sure Ichigo hasn't killed anyone yet.

PANDA: K. Have fun with that.

PANDA: What do you think?

ME: You need shoes.

PANDA: Aside from that.

ME: Cute. Very cute.

PANDA: *walks away*

ME: Where are you going?

PANDA: To get shoes and other opinions.

PANDA: So how do I look?

MEILIN: Nice dress, very cute.

HARLEY: Watch your drink, you look cute. He could try to slip you the Jesus.

STREET: The Jesus? That sounds so dirty.

V: Believe me it is.

SETSUNA: You look... you look...

ICHIGO: Yes we know she looks adorable.

SETSUNA: Um these are for you.

PANDA: *squee* That's so nice of you!

Panda and Setsuna head off to be cute and romantic, mushy Pullip love.

ARASHI: You ready to go?

ICHIGO: This is how you greet me? No hi honey you look cute? And what the fuck are you wearing?

ARASHI: Clothes, like you but less maintenence. Are you ready?

ICHIGO: And you don't bring me anything?! What the fuck?! You know this is a romantic holiday, Setsuna brought Panda flowers and candy! Candy!

ARASHI: I'm not Setsuna and if you don't move we're not going out tonight.

ICHIGO: Fine, I'm coming but this better be a hell of an evening if you expect me to forget your lack of gifts.

ARASHI: Uh huh, sure.

HARLEY: *off camera, He looks so hot tonight... I can't believe I just thought that. AHHHHH!*

ICHIGO: I take it all back, this is beautiful. You're so sweet.

ARASHI: Yeah that's me Mr. Sweet and thoughtful.

ICHIGO: I take it all back, you are totally forgiven. Setsuna could never top this. *reaches for Arashi*

ARASHI: No I'm not. Listen we have to talk.

ICHIGO: About what?

ARASHI: I won't lie, it's not me it's you. You're a bitch and frankly while some of it's been fun most of it hasn't. We should see other people. Not that you haven't already.

ICHIGO: What are you saying?

ARASHI: That you're a bitch and kind of easy. I know you hit on Setsuna and you've slept with half the guys who frequent your club.

ICHIGO: Since when does that matter?

ARASHI: Pretty much always.

ICHIGO: Why are you doing this to me? I'm so beautiful!

ARASHI: I think we've already covered the basics, so I'm going to head out.

ICHIGO: Why me? Why?

ELSEWHERE...

PANDA: Dinner was lovely.

SETSUNA: Yeah it was pretty good, except why was the sauce on my sizzling chicken brown? It's supposed to be like Moo Goo Gai Pan, white sauce.

AND BACK HOME...

V: Hey Harley, these just came by messenger for you.

HARLEY: From Akabane?

V: I don't think so. Looks like a secret admirer. Plus isn't Akabane a Judas, do you really want a guy like that?

HARLEY: Yes.

HARLEY: How cheesy. "I appear to like you," what dumbass came up with that?

V: *giggles* Definitely not Akabane thoughts.

HARLEY: Are you sure these aren't from you? Because if you're trying to get in my pants, it won't work.

V: Honey one of the last things I'm after is getting in your pants, they are definitely not from me.

HARLEY: In that case I need a bath, I feel dirty.

Welcome to the peep show...

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 16:11:39 GMT

PANDA: How doth the little crocodile. Improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the Nile. On every golden scale!

ALICE: I love this story, it's so familiar.

BIANCA: Read more Panda!

PANDA: How cheerfully he seems to grin.

PANDA: How neatly he spreads his claws.

HARLEY: What the hell are you reading them.

PANDA: Alice in Wonderland.

HARLEY: *blank stare at Alice*

PANDA: Haven't you read it before?

HARLEY: Yeah but uh it was in different company.

ALICE: Please read Panda. I know this story.

HARLEY: Yes they truly are all mad here.

PANDA: *glare*

HARLEY: Uh anyway have you seen V? She's been gone a lot the past few weeks, working and what not.

PANDA: She asked me to watch Bianca and Alice for her tonight and that she'd pick them up later after work.

HARLEY: Did she have on her work clothes?

ALICE: She had a bunny tail like Mr. Rabbit!

HARLEY: I see.

PANDA: I think she said she was working at Ichigo's new club.

HARLEY: This has to be good, I'll see you later.

PANDA: Where are you going?

HARLEY: To see what a punky pink bunny does for a living.

ICHIGO: Now remember your job is to stand here and check IDs make sure no kids come in.

DELANCEY: I'm a dancer, not a bouncer!

ICHIGO: *sigh* This is only temporary til someone finds me a better staff. *glares at me*

ME: Don't look at me, I'm not buying bouncers for you. There are how many dolls here, make do with what you have.

ICHIGO: *eye roll* Anyway aside from that make sure you don't let Harley in.

CLOVER: Why not? I like Harley.

ICHIGO: Because this is my club, and you'll do what I say. Got it.

DELANCEY and CLOVER: *nod*

ICHIGO: Good now I'll be inside counting my money in the back. If there's a problem call me.

Inside the club...

CADE: So who's that on stage?

JEFF HARDY: I think they call her Stripper Barbie.

VENUS: She has no rhythm. I could do that better.

ARASHI: Ah yes now that's a real trade skill. "I can make love to a metal pole, better than you."

VENUS: Ass.

ARASHI: Slut.

PANDA: *on the phone* So then I said. And then she said. Oh wait and some guy just called Venus a slut.

VENUS: Shut up idiot!

V: *to herself* Gods these shoes are hard to walk in. I liked the smaller ones better. Damn you Ichigo!

ARASHI: So when'd you say your sex tape would be out?

VENUS: Shut up.

SETSUNA: I think that translates to next week.

PANDA: So then she said. And then he said. And you know I can't taste the alcohol in this. I think I might be drunk.

ARASHI: Does that mean you'll be making a sex tape tonight?

PANDA: No I'm not a Paris Hilton fan. *back to the phone* So then she said.

ARASHI: *smirk*

VENUS: I hate you.

KISSA: I think you're going to have to cut that pink haired chick off.

V: I know. It's so weird looking at her and then thinking of Panda at home with the girls.

KISSA: It's like looking into a drunken slutty mirror.

CLOVER: This sucks. I want to go inside with Kissa.

DELANCEY: I know. I want to go inside and dance with V.

CLOVER: Um you know she's a waitress, not a dancer right.

DELANCEY: But she's still so cute.

HARLEY: Hey guys. Is V working?

CLOVER: Yeah she is.

HARLEY: Great I'm just going to head in then, I can't wait to see what she's been doing at her super secret non government job.

DELANCEY: You can't go in.

HARLEY: Why not?

ICHIGO: Because it's my club and I don't want your kind in it.

HARLEY: Um you are my kind.

ICHIGO: Oh I don't mind Pullips, I just don't want you in it. I saw you making eyes at Arashi the other night.

HARLEY: *blush* I don't know what you're talking about.

CLOVER: OMG! You two would totally make a cute couple.

ICHIGO: Do you mind?

CLOVER: Sorry.

HARLEY: You know what? Screw you. I'm going in there and taking my friend home.

ICHIGO: 'Fraid not. No way.

DELANCEY: I love that movie.

CLOVER: What movie?

DELANCEY: Scream. You know with the guy in the black robe and creepy ghost face. He says that in one of the movies.

CLOVER: There's more than one?

ICHIGO: Do you two mind?

CLOVER and DELANCEY: Sorry.

Panda and Venus walk out...

PANDA: *still on the phone* So then I said. *hiccup* And he *hiccup* said. *hiccup*

VENUS: I can't believe he talked to me like that! Doesn't he know who I am?

ARASHI: *from inside the club* So you said look for the sex tape next week right?

VENUS: Fuck off!

ARASHI: Maybe later. I'll call you.

VENUS: Come on Panda get up you lush!

VENUS: Panda I know you didn't pass out with that bottle in your mouth and your foot in the air.

PANDA: I might have.

HARLEY: I'm going to kick your ass Ichigo.

ICHIGO: Oh I'm shaking in my boots.

HARLEY: Trust me you will be.

Harley notes the sexy side of red...

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:22:53 GMT

Mini Pic Fic

ARASHI: So what are you supposed to be the naught little school girl?

MEILIN: Depends if you want me to be naughty or not.

ARASHI: Tease.

HARLEY: *sigh*

PANDA: *plops down* Whatcha doing?

HARLEY: Nothing, just looking.

PANDA: What?

HARLEY: Uh nothing.

PANDA: *looks at Arashi* Aren't those your pants.

HARLEY: Yeah, he looks good in them.

PANDA: I thought you didn't like him. Didn't you tell me just the other day that he was stuck up and a music snob. He thought he was the god of fashion. And some other such stuff?

HARLEY: Yeah but now he's good looking. I love what he's done to his hair.

PANDA: I hear he and Ichigo are on the rocks, it's probably something symbolic of him moving on.

HARLEY: You don't say?

Two hours later, Harley is still sitting on the sill admiring Arashi's new do.

HARLEY: Hey Yuko. Come to enjoy the view.

YUKO: *glares* No I was just looking for So Na, we were going to Keyhole.

HARLEY: Oh is V playing again tonight.

YUKO: How should I know, we're going to play pool with Fianna. *pause* Are those my fishnets you're wearing?

HARLEY: Oh yeah, I hope you don't mind they were just laying around and Jennifer said it'd be okay.

YUKO: What the fuck! Is nothing sacred anymore! *storms off*

HARLEY: Whoa you never told me these were sacred fishnets.

ME: *shrugs* Didn't know.

V's new job...

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 03:38:31 GMT

V: Come on, I know you're in one of these stupid boxes! *franticly searching through much make up and jewelry*

HARLEY: Whoa, nice hair.

V: Thanks. Arashi helped me with it. Why can't I find them? Grrr.

HARLEY: What are you looking for?

V: Those silver bangles that Roxxi gave me the other day.

HARLEY: And why are you in such a rush to find them?

V: New job. I have to be there soon and I'm running way late. I couldn't get into my uniform.

HARLEY: And what exactly is it that you're wearing?

V: My uniform.

V: Ah-ha, found them!

HARLEY: Victory is yours. Say where did you say you were working again?

V: I didn't.

HARLEY: Come on humor me, where are you working in that outfit?

V: At a bar downtown, okay?

HARLEY: *peers around* Is that a bunny tail?

V: *sigh* Yes.

HARLEY: So you're working at a bar downtown, it pink underwear, with a bunny tail?

V: Yes.

HARLEY: *giggles*

V: I hate you.

V: *fixes hair* So how do I look?

HARLEY: Do you want the truth?

V: Never mind, I don't have time for this. *storms off*

HARLEY: *hollers after* You look cute, *in a much lower voice she adds* in a Playboy bunny hooker kind of way.

To be continued Saturday.

Very late Christmas fic

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:34:24 GMT

My computer was dead for almost a month and I've been sick since it was fixed. But I'm finally getting this up. Some pictures were cut as some of the dolls did not want to open their gifts in front of the camera.

Christmas morning, the Pullips sans Raven gather around the Christmas tree. (Raven at the last minute decided she was spending the holiday overseas with her family)

HARLEY: So it's our first Christmas together, well minus Raven. *mutters* Snarky bitch.

PANDA: *cough*

HARLEY: At any rate, Panda and I did most of the shopping. We tried to get everything on everyone's list, but it wasn't always possible.

BIANCA: What about Santa?

VIXEN: Santa brought your stuff honey don't worry, he just doesn't visit the rest of us anymore.

PANDA: I think I see a big stack of gifts over there for you Bianca, from Santa no doubt.

ANGEL: *rolls eyse* *to herself, Riight kid Santa brought them. Just because she's an idiot. Feh* Tiki, kitties don't eat candy canes.

TIKI: *purrs*

HARLEY: I guess we'll start with Angel over there and go around with the gifts.

ANGLE: I don't want to be photographed opening gifts!

HARLEY: Too bad you're new.

ANGEL: Ah, he's so cute! Don't look at the camera Rosco it'll steal your soul.

HARLEY: *rolls eyes* And V we got you one too.

VIXEN: Oh he's so tiny! Look at him shake! It's like he has Parkinson's!

HARLEY: And what's cuter than Parkinson's?

MEILIN: *to herself, I'm cuter* Mmmm candy cane. These are so small, where are these from again?

ANGEL: I think that was Fei's contribution to the Christmas festivities.

MEILIN: Ah, yes my cheap ass brother. What would we do without him?

MEILIN: *squee* They are so cute! Who gets the kittens?!

HARLEY: The little solid brown one is yours. The tan one is for your brother. The little white one is from Panda and me to Bianca. And the brown and white one is for Panda.

ICHIGO: *snorts* Because she doesn't have enough.

FEI: If you take my picture with the kitten I'll kill you.

ME: Fair enough.

MEILIN: He's so cute! I shall call him Morimoto after that sexy Iron Chef!

FEI: *rolls eyes*

BIANCA: I shall call him Whitey.

HARU: Um that's not such a good name, let's call him something else.

BIANCA: Why?

VIXEN: Because he told me he doesn't like that name.

BIANCA: Oh. Hmmm. I shall call him. Fluffer.

ANGEL: *spits out her Starbuck's from across the room*

VIXEN: That's not such a good name either. How about we call him Artemis?

BIANCA: *shrugs* Okay.

HARU: This dog is weird looking.

HARLEY: *death glare* He came from the pound they were going to put him to sleep!

HARU: I mean he is the cutest dog I've ever seen.

ANGEL: He's so pussy whipped.

BIANCA: *confused* But he didn't get a kitty.

HARLEY: And moving on now.

VIXEN: That's from me. In a few months I'll have some more money so I can buy you something better, but in the mean time that's the best I could do.

HARU: Aw, sis thanks. This is great.

BIANCA: Sissy let me pick out a CD for you!

HARU: *sorting through the stack* Which one did you pick? Type O Negative right, because you know they're my favorite?

BIANCA: *giggles* No.

HARU: *still looking, jaw drops* You got me Britney Spears, didn't you?

BIANCA: *giggles* How'd you know?

HARU: *sigh* Lucky guess. *death glare at V*

VIXEN: What? She wanted to help, trust me that was better than some of her previous choices!

BIANCA: *squee* Santa brought me lots of stuff!

HARU: Hey didn't Santa bring you a Britney Spears CD?

BIANCA: No silly that's yours!

HARU: Those are from me Ichigo.

ICHIGO: Oh French labels! You are so sweet! Just wait til later!

BIANCA: What are you and brother doing later?

ICHIGO: Um, making fluffer nutters.

BIANCA: Oh, I don't like peanut butter.

HARLEY: Now Ichigo, this is from Panda and me. We didn't have a list from you, but I think you'll like it.

ICHIGO: Oh you didn't have to get me anything, sweetie.

ICHIGO: OH MY GODS!! They're dress maker's dummies! Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! These are great! I will make something special for you both!

HARU: *to himself, Outdone by the beast. Feh.*

*insert pictures here of Harley, Panda, and Fei opening and exchanging gifts. They refused to be photographed for this.*

Elsewhere...

MIAKA: Explain to me again why we aren't downstairs having Christmas with everyone?

YUKO: Because we weren't invited.

SO NA: Oh no, I saw Harley when she was going down there. She said she had stuff for all of us.

YUKO: We're not going.

PHOEBE: But presents!

YUKO: No.

ROXXI: Okay so why can't we really go down there then?

YUKO: Because we've been replaced! Jennifer doesn't love us any more! She likes those big headed freaks better.

FIANNA: Wait who's big headed?

YUKO: They are, they can't even stand on their own!

MIAKA: Um actually I saw Haru and Panda stand on their own before.

YUKO: Shut up!

YUKO: We have to do something! Something drastic! And then we'll be the favorites again.

CLOE: Stirring speech and all but can we go downstairs now?

YUKO: No. We're going to plot revenge! We'll be the favorites again! Muwhahahahah!

MIAKA: *whispers* Do you think this is really because Jennifer won't let her go to Memphis?

END

And now for a few pics of the Pullips with some of their loot, you know the ones that didn't threaten to kill me.

And Raven makes four...

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 03:57:55 GMT

RAVEN: Um hello?

ICHIGO: *in the distance* If you build it they will come.

ME: Ignore her, she seems to think chaos is her middle name. Because pink just screams chaos.

RAVEN: ...

ME: Anyway the other girls are already at the show, so if I were you I'd head over to Keyhole.

RAVEN: Keyhole?

ME: It's their little club.

A large group has already formed around the stage.

VIXEN: *screaming into the mic* Are you ready to have some fun tonight?

AUDIENCE: *screams back, nothing clearly said*

JADE: Pick your poison, stranger.

RAVEN: And yet you look so Asian. Jack and Brockade, on the rocks.

JADE: What flavor?

RAVEN: Lime, cheesy western accent on the side.

JADE: *rolls eyes and mixes drink* Your friends are over on the couch waiting.

RAVEN: ...

JADE: They look like you big heads, small necks.

RAVEN: As long as they lack the phony git along little doggie accent it's an improvement.

RAVEN: Ah yes I suppose those are supposed to be my kind of people. We'll see.

RAVEN: That singer's kind of cute, sweet voice too. She sounds just like Joydrop's singer. *makes her way over to the couch and plops down*

HARLEY: You must be the new girl.

RAVEN: That's the rumour, though I'm not sure if there's much truth to it at this point.

HARLEY: At the rate this place is filling up you probably aren't any longer, but we can pretend.

RAVEN: *smiles* Name's Raven, and the little guy is Spike *points to small grey mouse*

HARLEY: Cute. My name's Harley, the girl with the pink hair is Panda, and the platinum girl on stage is Vixen. Everyone else here is pretty much an extra, some have names and mostly just bit parts.

RAVEN: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain?

HARLEY: Exactly. We shall get along just fine.

END, short and well I don't know but short because I'm lazy.

And of course the obligatory Pullip family update.

Author's notes:

Originally I planned to rip Buffy off and call it The Bronze instead of Keyhole. However since I lack much furniture I decide not to sully the roach infested name at this time.

Also please pretend you do not see the easel propping Panda up. Seeing as they are so top heavy I could not get her to sit on the ottoman to save her life, not without some help anyway. And if Raven looks like she's falling off the couch, she probably is. She feel over so many times I'm pretty sure she was drunk when this story started.

The arrival of Harley's art set and Vixen...

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 05:45:31 GMT

HARLEY: There is nothing on day time TV.

ME: I know something that'll make you happy.

HARLEY: They've stopped showing Jennifer Lopez movies on HBO?

ME: No but that would be nice.

HARLEY: SO what's going to make me happy then?

ME: Your art stuff arrived today.

HARLEY: My art supplies!

ME: Yep, the mail man just brought them.

HARLEY *squee* Gimme!

On the other side of the room...

PANDA: You must be the new girl!

VIXEN: Yep, just arrived from Hong Kong. Name's Vixen.

PANDA: I'm Panda. You've got to meet Harley! She'll love your outfit. ( author's note: I had to share this picture because I actually got Panda to stand on her own!)

Back to Harley...

Harley: This is the life. So relaxing.

ME: Will you be adding any happy little flowers.

Harley: No I'm a professional, do I look like I have an afro?

PANDA: Harley we have company.

HARLEY: I'm painting here sweetie, can't this wait?

PANDA: But she's new! Her name is Vixen, she just arrived from Hong Kong.

HARLEY: Uh huh, that's nice.

PANDA: You're not even listening.

HARLEY: Sure I am. Your imaginary friend just arrived from Hong Kong. *looks up from painting at Vixen* Who're you.

VIXEN: The imaginary friend from Hong Kong.

VIXEN: Name's Vixen. Call me V for short.

HARLEY: Harlene Quinzell, but Harley is fine. Now if you'll excuse me I'm kind of in the middle of something.

VIXEN: No problem. Come on Pink let's go raid the fridge, I'm starving.

END

I didn't feel like photographing the kitchen so who knows what Vixen might have been looking for.

Family photo

And the Takara Jenny fashions.

VIXEN: This is so me.

I originally bought this outfit for Harley however when my nude Nero showed up this morning she claimed the outfit and dubbed herself V. Harley was too busy with her easel and art supplies to notice.

These pants I was planning on scrapping however they turned out to be quite cute on Panda. In photos they were shown as a very dark denim and were very unattractive. I'm not wild about the little bows so those shall be removed but other than that I like them.

HARLEY: This is so not me. And what the hell are these things on my knees?

Not a great outfit but I do like the individual pieces for the most part. Just not together and not on Harley.

This shirt goes with the pants Panda is wearing. Not great as a shirt however I like it as a sexy nighty. I think it's quite cute like that, just not as a shirt. As a shirt it's frightening.

A little Panda, plus the defamation of Icy's character!

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 20:55:43 GMT

ME: That's a cute outfit Panda.

PANDA: Thanks. Morgan took me out earlier. She said something about spending too much time at home with Minako and Tiki. *scratches Tiki's ear*

ME: Oh well I picked up the new Pet Shop of Horrors for you.

PANDA: *squee* Thank you!

PANDA: Oh. *sigh* He's so cute.

ME: Who?

PANDA: Ssssh. Trying to read.

ME: Sorry.

Elswhere...

FROST: I will not be held hostage to my Hasidic roots!

ME: You're not Jewish, you have no Hasidic roots.

FROST: Clearly you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

ME: Clearly.

FROST: I feel ridiculous.

ME: You look it too, Bucky.

Author's Notes:

So I know Frost is nowhere near original but I don't want to call her Icy, due to upcoming plot structure. In the end she'll probably wind up borderline on the Icy personality scale, I've only seen a handful of Winx Club episodes.

And the defamation of character bit in the title is from a conversation with my cousin. After I told him I had taken Icy's hair down and washed out the curls, he was laughing and I said that tanz_fanatika would probably get all mad at me and say it was defamation of Icy's character, because I vague recall her ranting about people buying dolls without seeing the shows (not necessarily Winx dolls) and not even knowing their personalities and what not. So hopefully she won't be going "Grrr," everytime Frost makes it into a story.

More on the way... brought to you by Harley

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 03:33:18 GMT

Currently there are three user pics to this journal which means that three of us have been given the privelage of using Jennifer's computer. She said something about trustworthy, which means Yuko will never be given access as she would sell the house if she thought it would get her to Memphis. At any rate I feel the need to tell you that the icon used will tell you who's posting when there are no pic fics. So when you see the icon of Harley, that means I'm posting. Or if you see Panda's icon it means she's posting. Get the picture?

At any rate there are two new Pullips on their way. I don't know how I feel about that. I mean with the two of us here it's kind of nice. Panda is like a little sister, what if one of these new dolls tries to corrupt her? I don't know. At any rate I hear that another one has been bought however she has not been paid for yet, and two more were preordered. Apparently Jennifer has money to burn. At any rate I am happy to say that my art supplies are finally on their way. Customs can be such a pain. Because my easel and oil paints definitely look like the contain weapons of mass destruction. Not that that would be a bad thing, then I could be rid of those annoying faeries. I'd squish them if I didn't fear the reprecussions.

We also bought the first of many things for the Christmas party. That seems to be something to look forward to. Rumor has it there's even a smaller tree in the house that we'll get to put up and receive gifts under. Now that's my kind of tree. I'm asking for shoes, not that I don't enjoy running around barefoot and all but I'd like shoes. Lots of them. I'm a shoe whore, I can't help it. I think it's left over from my modelling days when they let me keep the clothing and the shoes, which of course customs managed to lose. I hate customs. I'm amazed that I made it here in one piece.

Ah, Jennifer is yelling for me to turn out the lights, something about how she has to work tomorrow.

Yuko's plotting never ends...

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 21:58:09 GMT

PANDA: I like your new outfit.

YUKO: Thanks. It's that Late Night Concert Bratz outfit. Some of those designers really know what they're doing. But have you seen the boots that go with this outfit?

PANDA: No I don't think so.

YUKO: They are this light baby blue color, really icky.

PANDA: Like your fishnet arm warmers?

YUKO: ....

PANDA: I didn't mean they were ugly!

YUKO: Whatever.

*silence* Yuko goes back to writing.

PANDA: So what are you writing?

YUKO: A letter.

PANDA: Is it another Yoshiki fan letter?

YUKO: Grrr. No this is to my penpal in Memphis.

PANDA: *assumes it's to Yoshiki* Does he write back?

YUKO: I'm not writing to a boy, and I don't know it's my first letter to her. I don't know if she'll write back.

PANDA: Oh...

Hmmmm... whatever could Yuko be up to?

Character profiles...

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 04:16:24 GMT

Well here they are the players of plasticenvy. This entry will be updated periodically when new members arrive.

Yuko
Age: 17
Yuko is the girl that started all of this. A member of the Yoshiki fan club Yuko is the one that has taken the obsession and run with it. She is out going, bouncy, bubbly party girl. She's all about having a good time and getting to see Yoshiki. She has a new found interest in fishnets, as Yoshiki likes them.

Harley
Age 19
One of the oldest and most sensible of the dolls she could care less which guy is hot and what's in in the world of trendy teeny boppers. She's a writer for a small coffee shop type publication, nothing big but it amuses her. She's artsy, sarcastic, and a heavy drinker. Very well rounded and worldly. lol. She has a Yorkie, Toma, and turtle, Nuriko-san. She also has a white plush bear that she keeps very close to her. She dislikes the faeries greatly and is very suspicious of them (not pictured yet). She does wear a cross however it's not a sign of religious beliefs it's just something she likes.

Panda
Age 17
Shy, quiet, and insecure Panda has a very hard time letting go and being herself. She is an animal lover and can often be found with her cats Tiki (Calico) and Minako (Siamese) climbing all over her as well as Harley's pets. She is quite fond of her pink unicorn and uses it as a security blanket often hugging it to her body in photographs in an effort to make her self less visible. She loves to read, her favorite manga is Pet Shop of Horrors. Recently she received a camera for Christmas, she loves photography. Hopefully she won't waste all of her film on her cats.

*Author's note, I refer to Minako as Elsie because she's a cow. If you see Panda calling her Elsie it means she's either gotten into something she shouldn't have or the author is running on way too little sleep.

Arashi
Age 21
Arashi is the eldest of three siblings. He is the only boy, much to his dismay. However the boy has style and often helps his younger sister with her hair and clothing. He's not gay, he's currently dating Ichigo. However rumors have it there have been some stolen glances in Harley's direction. His younger sisters are Vixen and Bianca.

Vixen (V for short)
Age 19
Vixen is a spunky, young singer in a punk rock garage band. She's outgoing and extremely confident in herself. She has a style that she likes to think is all her own, but we all know she's got help from big brother. She dislikes Ichigo, Arashi's girlfriend not the fairy, very much. And she is very protective of their younger sister, Bianca.

Bianca
Age 15
Bianca while looking like a normal teen is far from it. She is very childlike in all things, she even still believes in Santa. She is the youngest of three and can be quite the handful. She's like a less annoying Drusilla from Buffy.

Ichigo
Age 19
Ichigo is high class all the way. She loves designer labels and French perfume. She is currently designing fashions left and right, hoping one day her work will grace the runways of Paris and the pages of popular magazines. She is currently involved with Arashi, however there's a rumor going around that she's quite the slut and may be seeing several men.

Angel
Age 18
Angel is fairly shy and and quiet like Panda, however she has no tolerance for Bianca at all. Possibly because she's had to baby sit for her several times while V performed. Regardless she is not fond of little girl. Her best friend is Panda, she even models for Panda now and then.

Meilin
Age 17
Meilin is the younger sister of Setsuna. She's often found hanging around her brother and Arashi. While she may bad mouth her brother frequently, he is in reality her best friend.

Setsuna
Age 21
Setsuna is Arashi's partner in crime. He can be just as outspoken and obnoxious however he has a softer side to him as he was able to charm Panda almost immediately.

Fianna
Age 16
Fianna is a bitch. The world revolves around her and if you disagree, you won't be invited to her next party. She has a rocky relationship with Eitan due to Ichigo chasing him everywhere. Fianna is the jealous type and is often a brat because of it. She's spoiled and self centered. Her best friend is Yuko though they've been seeing less and less of each other.

So Na
Age 17
So Na is Yuko's cousin. So Na is very much like Yuko. She is a party all the time kind of girl. So Na is rarely seen but is marked in photos by her trade mark pig tails complete with lime ribbons. She loves to dance the night away to funky techno while tipping back the drinks.

Ko Mo
Age 17
Ko Mo has undergone a dramatic change since her arrival, she's still bitchy however she's decided that wearing skirts is no longer cruel and unusual punishment. She's mellowed considerably though she and Fianna still bicker like children. She is being pursued by Ha Da at present (I decided to add some Snow Drop flavor since I borrowed so many names) though she's not sure she wants a relationship with him as he is a total playboy. While she comes off as tough and threatening very rarely does she actually follow through with threats.

Miaka
Age 16
Miaka is pretty simple. Her main focus is when will she get new clothes. She's very laid back and very much a follower. Since Ko Mo's arrival Miaka has latched on to the new girl as her sidekick. She has a small but re occuring role here.

Azumi
Age 18
Azumi is new to the cast, however expect plenty more of her and Yuko running about. Azumi is more rational and level headed than Yuko. The two balance each other out. Azumi is far more serious and mature acting than Yuko. She's also a huge book worm.

Delancey
Age 19
Delancey is bitchy and bossy, if she and Fianna were introduced it would probably be world war three. Unlike Ko Mo, Delancey carries out her threats 110%. She is materialistic, shallow, sarcastic. She is most often seen with her cohorts pointing out their flaws or lack of "up to the minute" style. She's a wee bit of a raging alcoholic.

Sakura
Age 17
Sakura is sweet and naive. She looks to Delancey for guidance (talk about the blind leading the blind). She is pretty naive as she's yet to really interact with the other dolls around here. She is constantly ordered around by Delancey and is the non drinker of the trio. She's usually spotted with hot chocolate or mocha lattes.

Morgan
Age 19
Morgan isn't as dumb as she appears, it's just easier to play dumb than argue with Delancey. She has very eclectic tastes in music. Her motto when it comes to music is "if it's a good song it's a good song no matter who wrote it or who sings it." She would never dream of telling this to Delancey however. She finds beauty in simple things and at heart is a total tree hugging hippy.

Eitan
Age 16
Eitan has a rough time between dating Fianna and being chased by Ichigo he is semi paranoid, constantly feeling like he's under the microscope. He's your typical guy. Likes to party, get drunk, check out strippers. You know whatever.

Josh
Age 17
Josh is a pint sized Hugh Heffner. He is constantly asking the girls to model for him or strip for him whichever works. He's flirtatious and overly friendly with most women. He has an on again off again relationship with Miaka.

Jang Ha Da (Ha Da for short, very rarely Jang)
Age 17
Formerly Cade, ex boyfriend of Yuko, he's been remolded as Jang Ha Da. He's a rich boy who likes fast cars and women. He's been chasing Ko Mo for quite some time. He likes to pretend that he's not really attracted to her, however he is beyond infatuation. When not chasing Ko Mo he likes to hang out at his father's club and dance.

Supporting Cast (not special enough for in depth details, names and ages from left to right some names may have changed.)

Julie 17, Dana 16, Cloe 17, Adrianna 16, Kayla 19, Sango 16, Nevra 16, Tasha 17, Jade 18, Aurora 18, Lotus 16, Atsuko 16, Meygan 18.

Now if you feel the bios suck it's because my brain is fried and when I sat down to type my mind went blank as it hates me. lol.

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree...

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 03:18:49 GMT

As mentioned in the previous post (I swear after today it'll be cut back substantially, all that moving you know?) I'm cornering the market on Christmas. lol.

So the tree is up and the lights are laced around it. Let's face it the girls were no help putting the tree up. Wimps. Feh.

HARLEY: What's in here?

ME: Ornaments for the tree.

PANDA: I like this wagon with the little bear, can I keep him after Christmas is over?

ME: Let's talk about it after Christmas.

ICHIGO: Let's talk about getting me out of here!!

LETTUCE (yes they are all to be named after the Mew Mews): What happened?

ICHIGO: I was looking for these Christmas treasures that everyone was babbling about and I got stuck. Now roll this thing off of me!

Both Lettuce and Pudding try to roll off the antique ornament, to no avail.

HARLEY: Idiots. I hate those faeries.

Meanwhile...

SO NA: Yeeehaw!

ME: You know that reindeer isn't even moving.

SO NA: Shhhh you're spoiling my moment!

HARLEY: Now this will look good over here. This is a cute little carousel, too bad the horses don't really move.

ME: Yeah that would be cool.

HARLEY: And expensive. With those faeries running amuck it's probably best that it's not mechanical.

PANDA: I don't know if this is safe.

HARLEY: Sure it is. We're mountain woman! Climbing this tree is nothing!

PANDA: What?

ME: I don't know what she's talking about, don't look at me.

PANDA: *sigh* This is so uncomfortable and my skirt is riding up. I'm not that kind of girl! *places the teddy and wagon on branch* I did it! *more excited sounding* I did it! I put it on the tree....

*THUD*

PANDA: Sonofa... twinkle twinkle little bat...

ME: Sweet nut sampler!

ICHIGO: *from in the box* Feel my wrath! This is what you get for not helping me earlier!

ME: Pipe down Chachi or you'll be living in that box.

HARLEY: That doll has no balance. Let me just make sure this icicle is straight.

ME: Maybe she's not part mountain goat like you are.

HARLEY: *rolls eyes* That's right I'm part mountain goat. *under her breath* Ass.

HARLEY: This is cute. Oh wait if I dropped it, it'd look like yours after Friday night.

ME: I retract the goat comment.

HARLEY: That's what I thought.

Elsewhere...

KO MO: This bear is so queer.

MIAKA: A little to the left, it's squishing my boot tip.

KO MO: And that hurts?

MIAKA: I figured it should since I can't say it's squishing my toes.

YUKO: Hey baby come here often?

NUTCRACKER: ...

AZUMI: Oh I love the strong silent type!

YUKO: He's so strong looking.

ME: *dies laughing* I'm telling Yoshiki you're cheating on him! Bwhahahahah!

YUKO: Nooooo you can't!

ME: Bwhahahaha!

ME: These are new ornaments, be careful with them.

DELANCEY: Yeah, yeah I got you.

ME: And don't hang them off the lights.

DELANCEY: Why not?

ME: They could fall and break.

DELANCEY: Isn't that a possibility any time after they are removed from the box?

ME: ...

MORGAN: *sings* held up so high on such a breakable thread.

DELANCEY: What the hell just came out of your mouth?

MORGAN: Um, I don't know. Damnit I did it again. I'm not a teeny bopper. I'm hardcore man hardcore.

MORGAN: *humming Covenant under her breath*

DELANCEY: That's more like it.

MORGAN: There we go now that's perfect.

SAKURA: A toast to us!

DELANCEY: To us? You didn't do anything!

SAKURA: That's not true! I did help, my pictures just got cut.

MORGAN: I am hardcore. I am hardcore.

DELANCEY: Feh. Airheads.

HARLEY: Wow that was pretty tiring.

PANDA: I had no idea that tree climbing was so dangerous. I'm never getting in that tree again.

HARLEY: What about your bear in the wagon?

PANDA: *thinks* Screw him. He's on his own.

Transfer

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:46:30 GMT

So I've transferred my sparse few pic fics and what not over here. Yes I realize they are not in chronoligical order, I wasn't thinking when I started coping and pasting. I was running with scissors for gods sakes! I have one to add today or tomorrow from pictures I took Friday while putting up the Christmas tree.

Since tanz_fanatika cornered the Halloween market, I fully plan to corner Christmas as she will be away and I have to amuse myself somehow. So this is the beginning of it. Also over the next few days I'll be posting profiles and pictures of the dolls likely to have a large part in the Plastic Envy world.

So that's it.

Eitan's new girlfriend....

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:42:09 GMT

So I wrote a few days ago about my hussy of a pink fairy. After Fianna's begging and me finally getting batteries for the camera, I now have my story.

Eitan was walking home from another drunken party at Josh's, when he was attacked by something short and pink.

EITAN: What the hell?

PINK FAIRY: Oh my hero! You saved me!

EITAN: ...

PINK FAIRY: *babbles on about her adventures*

EITAN: I must've had more to drink at Josh's than I thought. *squints at the fairy* Who're you again? And why are you humping me?

PINK FAIRY: I'm Ichigo, you rescued me.

EITAN: Ichy-who?

Eitan stumbles back to Josh's place.

CADE: Eitan brought a hooker!

JOSH: I'm not into that kiddie stuff, I'm in enough trouble with Miaka already.

Elsewhere...

FIANNA: He's cheating on me!

YUKO: What?

FIANNA: Eitan's cheating on me! With some little pink school girl. I was on my way to Josh's with Miaka when I saw him. She was all over him and he didn't do a thing to stop her! *sobs*

YUKO: So the elephant man is scum, there's a shocker. Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that he hangs around with?

FIANNA: Elephant man? And aren't you dating one of those unwashed miscreants?

YUKO: You've never seen that pasty gray complexion of his? If it were all wrinkly he'd look just like an elephant. Me? Date one of his friends? I dumped Cade a week ago, I'm raising money to move to Memphis.

... To be continued later.

Yuko and the Greyhound

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:40:03 GMT

OPERATOR: Operator, how may I help you?

YUKO: I'm looking for the Yoshiki's phone number, he lives in Memphis right now.

OPERATOR: Okay and his address there?

YUKO: He lives with Lori.

OPERATOR: And their address is?

YUKO: I don't know the address, it's some Egyptology college place.

OPERATOR: Okay let's try a different approach, what is Yoshiki's last name?

YUKO: Is this a test? Because I wasn't prepared for a test.

OPERATOR: *sigh* Do you know his room mate's last name?

YUKO: Let me check. *puts hand over the receiver* Hey Jennifer, what's Lori's last name?

ME: No.

YUKO: Okay thanks. *removes hand* Her name is Lori No. She lives in Memphis.

OPERATOR: I'm not finding a listing under that name.

YUKO: But...

OPERATOR: If you know your party's address I can look that up, however I'm not finding anyone named Lori No in Memphis.

YUKO: *hangs up phone* They don't know Yoshiki's phone number! Those communists!

ME: You know just because they couldn't help you doesn't mean they are communists.

YUKO: Yes it does. *eyes me suspiciously* You talked to them didn't you? You got to them first? Why don't you want me to be happy?

ME: *sigh* I'm walking away now.

YUKO: *dials Greyhound's number*

GREYHOUND OPERATOR: Greyhound, how may I help you?

YUKO: I want to book a one way trip from Cleveland, Ohio to Memphis, Tennessee.

GREYHOUND OPERATOR: Okay and when did you want to depart?

YUKO: Tomorrow.

GREYHOUND OPERATOR: Okay your total then for one way, one person to Memphis is $109.

YUKO: *jaw drops* How much?

GREYHOUND OPERATOR: $109.

YUKO: Hold on. *covers receiver* Jennifer can I borrow your credit card?

ME: No I just bought you clothes online today, what could you possibly need?

YUKO: A ticket to Memphis?

ME: No.

YUKO: But Yoshiki's waiting for me!

ME: This isn't the Young and the Restless. Get over it. If you want a new boyfriend we'll look online but I'm not paying $109 so you can go to Memphis and get it on with some playboy.

YUKO: *hangs up the phone*

Later in the day.

YUKO: I'd like to thank you all for coming to my going away party.

CLOE: This is a party? It just looks like you're packing and running away with our clothes.

YUKO: Well that's partly true however since we all share the clothes they are part mine anyway.

SO-NA: That looks like my lime green shrug!

YUKO: It is. Don't fear though it will be joining me in Memphis where I shall finally meet Yoshiki. *dreamy sigh*

MIAKA: If you're going to Memphis so am I.

NEVRA: Who's Yoshiki?

FIANNA: I can't believe you don't know who he is. He's only the sexiest man alive.

NEVRA: Oh wait he's that dorky guy with the long hair that you all worship right?

SO-NA: He's not dorky! He's beautiful.

NEVRA: Uh huh whatever you girls have no taste.

YUKO: Anyway, I was going to buy a Greyhound ticket but Jennifer wouldn't let me charge it. Little does she know that cannot keep me from Memphis.

ME: I heard that. And again you're not going to Memphis.

YUKO: *lowers voice* I'm hitch hiking, I'm leaving tomorrow morning before anyone wakes up. This will of course be a long trip and possibly expensive. If any of you have some spare bills lying around that you'd like to donate, it would be most appreciated.

CLOE: You're stealing our clothes and now you want money too? What do you think we're like stupid?

YUKO: Do you really want me to answer that?

Cade's Revenge

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:38:39 GMT

CADE: *angrily scribbling on the monitor and muttering* You bastard! Stealing my Yuko! *sobs* Nazi, devil, communist bastard!

Cade's finished product below.

Cade's just a little heart broken over the whole Yuko thing. Little does he know Yuko's living in the sewing box, pfft thinking she could sneak past me. Too bad she's too short to reach the door knob. lol.

Did I mention I'm still winning Noir? *squee*

dollies ate my soul

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:36:59 GMT

MIAKA: Finally I get new clothes! *squee* And I love these boots, I've been dying for my own pair.

FIANNA: Yeah these are some killer shoes. You look almost as good in them as I do.

MIAKA: *mutters* Bitch.

YUKO: You camera girl, I want more fishnet stuff do you hear me? I hear Yoshiki likes the fishnets.

ME: Such a one track mind.

At the request of the girls, they each got a full body shot. Personally my favorite outfit here is Miaka's and I love the Bratz Boy cuff around her neck like a collar. Very fitting for Miaka. If I thought I could repaint her make up without messing her up horribly she'd have much darker lip stick, I'm kind of partial to the eye liner. But anyway back to the story.

Enter new doll.

The trio turns to look at her.

KO MO: Hey there, I'm new in town. Name's Ko Mo. Is it always this dead around here?

FIANNA: *introduces herself and her sidekicks* Nah, our camera girl over there just doesn't think the other girls are as photogenic as us.

ME: I never said that.

FIANNA: You didn't have to.

KO MO: *sizes Fianna up* So you're what the ghetto fabulous fashion victim of the team?

FIANNA: What did you say?

KO MO: You heard me. You sound kind of high and mighty over there, but really you're nothing special.

FIANNA: *gasps*

YUKO: *whispers* And she's dating the Elephant Man.

KO MO: *rolls her eyes* Who would want to date Eitan. He's either pasty and grey or looks permanently sea sick with that Wicked Witch green skin palette. God, who thought that was a great plan?! And why would you be dating him? I've known quite a few cast from that mold and they're all the same.

MIAKA: You're my hero. And your hair is so soft and pretty. Can we be friends? *gives big eyed innocent look*

KO MO: Sure thing doll face, as long as you're not some stuck up broad like that one. The blood is rushing to my shoulder, Gods I wish someone would put my freaking arm down... Yo' camera girl that's your hint.

ME: *mutters* Bossy little bitch.

KO MO: What'd you say?

ME: Not a damn thing.

KO MO: Now that I can feel my arm again, let's get out of here doll face. Say you don't happen to know of any good bars in the area, do you?

FIANNA: Bitch.

YUKO: *giggles* God did she nail you or what?

-For those of you curious the names So Na and Ko Mo came from Snow Drop, one of my current manga addictions. Of course in Snow Drop Ko Mo is a boy masquerading as a girl, in my story though she's a girl and has always and will always be one. lol.

Here they are!!

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:35:46 GMT

I'm so excited, after waiting nearly two weeks my first two Pullips have arrived. Principessa (renamed Nikolas after the master vampire in the first Anita Blake book) and Panda (yet to be renamed).

I'm too tired to do a little pic fic with them meeting the other girls so it's just a few shots of the girls in different outfits.

NIKOLAS: Does this scream power to you? I think not. Where are my minions? Bring me new clothes! Where is Bruchard? I need my servant.

*Bruchard is Nikolas's human servant, I'm now on a quest to find the perfect African American male doll to play this part.

NIKOLAS: I feel so... whimsical. I think I'm going to be ill. Next!

NIKOLAS: Now I like this. *feels material* Very nice. This is European right?

ME: Oh yeah sure. I'm sure Mattel has people in Europe.

NIKOLAS: Mattel? Who is Mattel? His people make beautiful dresses. Have him come see me, I could use a personal tailor.

ME: I'll get right on that.

NIKOLAS: This is perfect! Bow before me, worship at my feet, grovel for my forgiveness at putting me in that awful frilly blue dress.

ME: Shouldn't you be groveling at my feet for getting you new clothes?

NIKOLAS: *not amused* Get me Bruchard.

ME: *sigh*

On to my sweet girl, Panda.

PANDA: *waves* Hiiiiiiiii!

ME: You're so cute!

PANDA: I love you.

PANDA: I feel like a princess. This is so pretty. I hope it wasn't too expensive, I really don't need anything too fancy.

ME: *squee* I love you!

PANDA: These jammies are kind of old fashioned but really soft. I like them.

PANDA: Very casual jammies. Definitely comfy. Is this a boy's shirt? *scratches butt* Hey wait don't take my picture yet!

PANDA: I'm so embarassed about that last picture.

ME: I'm sure no one will even notice you're scratching your butt.

PANDA: ...

ME: I love your hair up like that, it's so cute.

PANDA: *blush*

So I have to say out of my two Panda is definitely my favorite. She's just so sweet looking and I love playing with her hair. There's really not much that can be done with Nikolas's, which is a drawback. I'm looking into getting her a new wig. I am very anti curl.

I bought tons of new clothes at Target, that's where most of the stuff came from. Two of the dresses are from the Princess and the Pauper line, they came with matching male outfits which will come in handy when I find a Bruchard. The other outfits (except for the boxer jammie shot and the tight white dress) are from the Fairy Tale Princess line for Rapunzel and the Nutcracker. I bought them because each had a white dress also but neither really looked good on the Pullips. The tight white dress is from the Target Halloween Barbie and the black shirt is from the Bratz Boyz Up All Night line which I purchased off of Ebay. While at Target I also bought Van Helsing and a Teen Titans DVD. And now it's time for bed.

Panda Pics...

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:34:23 GMT

I plan on using one of these in the icon contest with pullip_parade. I have to get on my Paint Shop horse. Yes that's a garbage bag on the wall, I plan to put in a completely different background which is why I needed something plain. I'm not posting in these to the community until after the deadline, not that I don't trust people I'm just paranoid.

PANDA: I feel like a Charmed girl! And my name starts with P! Look out Rose McGowan!

PANDA: Can I be like the mermaid that saved the guy in Pet Shop of Horrors? I don't want to be one of those scary mermaids.

PANDA: This dress is so pretty! Let's not show it to Nikolas she'll want to wear it.

PANDA: Look at me! I'm a Sailor Scout! Moon Cosmic Make Up!

PANDA: Double, double, toil, and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

PANDA: I don't feel very much like a magical girl in this.

This one is my personal favorite! Sailor Panda to the rescue! I have to make an icon of that for my LJ for sure.

Pics of some new clothes and the pets...

Sun, 14 Nov 2004 23:27:27 GMT

I'm dead so this is definitely not much of a fic, very little dialogue because my brain is dying. lol.

YUKO: I am so cute, and look it's so revealing! *squee* Send this to Yoshiki please!

ME: Riiight.

New pjs for both my girls. I like the cami boxer sets from this line quite a bit. I have to see if there are any others.

Harley's pets, her Yorkie and turtle. Neither have names as of yet. So cute!

I'm so excited about the fit of the robes. And I love this color on her, so sexy. Harley and her new bear. He came with that Holiday Cloe, he's so cute.

Harley and her pets.

I love this color on Panda, so prettyful.

Panda and her kitties. The one has watched far too many episodes of Sailor Moon. lol. Like Harley's pets these are still lacking names.

Panda and her beloved pink unicorn plushie.

Posing. The black censor bar is because Panda is flashing big time, she doesn't have little panties and when I was taking the pictures I didn't notice it however she was hanging out big time and she's not that kind of girl. lol.

I love Harley lounging on the couch, she's so cute. Panda was so difficult to sit up on Moonracer's throne. I was about ready to throw her across the room because she kept falling backwards.